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July 2, 2009

Japanese school baseball team coach smile for victory.

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 01:35

Doesn’t look like the rest of the team appreciated it, though…

June 15, 2009

This is what happens when you have such badly crooked teeth.

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 12:05

Look at the pic below. You’ll notice in not much time how bad is to not care about your own teeth. Continuing what I said in the 2nd entry of this blog, today I’ll give you another piece of infos.

As you can see in the pic below, when you have such a terrible teeth situation, your fang tend to completely ride over the other near teeth putting them in the back of teeth line/mouth.
This problem becomes really serious since -even if you’ll have the will to take care of your teeth and wash them often- it will very hard for anyone to make the toothbrush able to reach the inner overridden teeth/inter-dental thread,  as there won’t obviously be any kind of room for them to pass.
This causes for the inner tooth to be unclean and to degenerate in any kind of dental infection, such as cavities, plaques, caries and shit. Also, because of the un-natural position of the tooth, it will eventually fall off later when it gets completely encrusted and wasted with shit and teeth diseases.

You better go see a dentist, dear girl, your yaeba made your lateral incisor go completely grey (NO, it’s not only a lighting fault), and soon will blacken it even more!

June 14, 2009

Japanese opinion on crooked teeth (w/ notes)

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 14:21

For non-Japanese readers,

Thank you for coming. [HI!]
Though you cannot read articles written in Japanese, however you know how I love girl with double tooth and feel it so strange.(Double tooth is ‘Yaeba‘ in Japanese.) [WOAH YOU JUST HAVE AWFUL TASTES, MY GIRL]
The crooked tooth is forgiven by most of Japanese.In fact, most of Japanese feel it cute and love it. [ADD THIS TO THE OTHER "REASONS WHY JAPAN SUCKS"]
Amazingly some of Japanese girl apply Yaeba to their own teeth.This is not for Halloween but for making them charming. [EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH???? YOU BEST BE JOKIN]

I will introduce you some major Yaeba stars. [/BRACE]

Mika Sugisaki is the most famous Yaeba holder in Japan.
Maybe you cannot believe it, she is newscaster of the morning news program.If in US or Europe, the news double-teeth-holder reads cannot be trusted. [PROB IS NOT WE CAN'T TRUST THEM...] However in Japan, she is the most popular newscaster.Her photo collection is become a best-seller. [LUCKILY YOU NEVER GET INTO THE TV SCREEN LIKE THAT IN EU OR USA]

Erika Sawajiri is actress with single Yaeba. [GOD HAD MERCY OF HER]
Unfortuantely even in Japan, girls who straighten their teeth are increasing. [>>UNFORTUNATELY] But she proclaims that she refuse to straighten her teeth. [A NATIONAL HERO, THEN]

I should add that our princess Masako has good Yaeba.As Japanese, we are proud of her. [GLAD WE'RE NOT]

If you can feel them so so cute same as most of Japanese, please see my collection. [OH GOD NO THANKS]

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June 13, 2009

How the internet just won’t admit it

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 10:33

So I was lurking on the internet as usual when at some point I found a blog page that drew my attention. This page had the hard intent of destroying all the kinds of stereotypes the western world built around Japanese women.
Since I was not really interested in that kind of discussion, I directly went to the point and found this paragraph:

Myth #3: Japanese women have bad teeth

While, yes, from a dental perspective, many Japanese women leave a little something to be desired in their teeth and mouths; they certainly do make up for it in bed. From the moment my lips met hers, I was amazed at her ability to kiss. The expert-like use of her tongue had me spinning. And when she brought that expertise down for oral adventure, she again worked wonders. The partnered use of her lips, tongue and teeth certainly lead to one very long and pleasurable night!

Summary for the tl;dr fans: «YEAH! INDEED JAPANESE WOMEN HAVE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP MOUTHS BUT WHEN YOU START BANGING THEM YOU WON’T EVEN SEE THAT AND WILL KEEP ON HAVING PLEASURE. AND OH GOD THEY KISS SO WELL.»

Holy god, seriously this guy didn’t solve a fuck of a problem. This guy just walked around the problem and talked about something different. I mean, your damn paragraph is called >>Myth #3: Japanese women have bad teeth, so why the hell are you dude talking about how they kiss or how much pleasure can you get from their kisses or useless bullshits like that. The problem here is serious, not like you can skip it in that simple way.

Would you guys feel the same at the simple idea of kissing someone like this? (LOL @ her earrings, I thought they were a TVShow typeset at first)

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