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June 15, 2009

This is what happens when you have such badly crooked teeth.

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 12:05

Look at the pic below. You’ll notice in not much time how bad is to not care about your own teeth. Continuing what I said in the 2nd entry of this blog, today I’ll give you another piece of infos.

As you can see in the pic below, when you have such a terrible teeth situation, your fang tend to completely ride over the other near teeth putting them in the back of teeth line/mouth.
This problem becomes really serious since -even if you’ll have the will to take care of your teeth and wash them often- it will very hard for anyone to make the toothbrush able to reach the inner overridden teeth/inter-dental thread,  as there won’t obviously be any kind of room for them to pass.
This causes for the inner tooth to be unclean and to degenerate in any kind of dental infection, such as cavities, plaques, caries and shit. Also, because of the un-natural position of the tooth, it will eventually fall off later when it gets completely encrusted and wasted with shit and teeth diseases.

You better go see a dentist, dear girl, your yaeba made your lateral incisor go completely grey (NO, it’s not only a lighting fault), and soon will blacken it even more!

June 14, 2009

Japanese opinion on crooked teeth (w/ notes)

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 14:21

For non-Japanese readers,

Thank you for coming. [HI!]
Though you cannot read articles written in Japanese, however you know how I love girl with double tooth and feel it so strange.(Double tooth is ‘Yaeba‘ in Japanese.) [WOAH YOU JUST HAVE AWFUL TASTES, MY GIRL]
The crooked tooth is forgiven by most of Japanese.In fact, most of Japanese feel it cute and love it. [ADD THIS TO THE OTHER "REASONS WHY JAPAN SUCKS"]
Amazingly some of Japanese girl apply Yaeba to their own teeth.This is not for Halloween but for making them charming. [EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH???? YOU BEST BE JOKIN]

I will introduce you some major Yaeba stars. [/BRACE]

Mika Sugisaki is the most famous Yaeba holder in Japan.
Maybe you cannot believe it, she is newscaster of the morning news program.If in US or Europe, the news double-teeth-holder reads cannot be trusted. [PROB IS NOT WE CAN'T TRUST THEM...] However in Japan, she is the most popular newscaster.Her photo collection is become a best-seller. [LUCKILY YOU NEVER GET INTO THE TV SCREEN LIKE THAT IN EU OR USA]

Erika Sawajiri is actress with single Yaeba. [GOD HAD MERCY OF HER]
Unfortuantely even in Japan, girls who straighten their teeth are increasing. [>>UNFORTUNATELY] But she proclaims that she refuse to straighten her teeth. [A NATIONAL HERO, THEN]

I should add that our princess Masako has good Yaeba.As Japanese, we are proud of her. [GLAD WE'RE NOT]

If you can feel them so so cute same as most of Japanese, please see my collection. [OH GOD NO THANKS]

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June 11, 2009

Kipi is overrated

Filed under: dentistry — Tags: — teethXpert @ 00:57

When I lurk on the Internet I always find people and weeaboos saying that one of their favourite Asian girls ever is Kipi. Yeah, Kipi.
Seriously, her pics are usually all about cosplaying characters and heavy photoshop business, but look at her for more than 5 seconds please: her teeth.

Yeah!! Her teeth are completely fucked up. They are crooked and twisted as ever, just look at how her fangs have gone overboard and found a completely different way than the one the Holy God chose for the human genre. If you still don’t believe me, and have the guts to, try opening the pic and see it zoomed….

Medical Notes: Critically crooked teeth may seriously compromise one’s concentration and focus, and situation even worsen with the passing of time. We can predict Kipi, in her future, won’t be able to fucking understand a shit of anything going on around her, if she doesnt’ stop neglecting her dental care… Next time I’ll talk you of direct effects on pushed-over teeth in cases like this of extreme crookin.

Let’s stop here for today.
More medical notes, consequences, symptoms and tips on my next entry. Stay tuned.

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